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Class C Audiophile Cat

Last week a cat found its way into our neighborhood

(we figure that it must have climbed the 500 foot tall 'Neighborhood Tunes' walls - we have the 127 layer version which has a soft outer shell). It MUST be at least a Class C cat, as it immediately gravitated to our neighborhood's resident Class C audiophile's listening house. But Triode, the Mrs., thinks that perhaps it is a Class B cat(!) because she saw it (through the specially dampened window - Soft Glass (r) of course. She is always looking for ways to upgrade our systems - she is the BEST.) Anyway... she saw it walk up their turntable and put its paw on the tonearm, just enough to account for the slightly off vertical grooves of the last 2.06 minutes of the classic Whole Lotta Love (73rd reissue on 10 lb. NeoVinyl, of course). She said it sounded so good she did not think she would make it home before breaking out sobbing (the neighbors are only so tolerant, everybody has tears in their eyes - this IS a class C neighborhood: we do have pretty good equipment - but, well, you know how it is. If people were allowed to cry outside, it would distract from everyone else's sonic truth moments). Now she wants us to get a Audiophile Class C cat. Says it well help improve our status - maybe help us to to get that upgrade that we have had our eyes on for almost a week now (you know the one, have I stopped talking about it for more than 10 seconds? We both think that Chair cones (cryogenically treated on the Space Shuttle!) will make a huge difference). I think we have already shown we are worthy (didn't we just last week propose that the subdivision dusting team dust the neighborhood's speaker cones TWICE a day, instead of just once?). Well, we'll see...

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